Below are some of our favorites... 

"THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON"

They ought to be publicly pissed on,

They ought to be publicly shot,

They ought to be tied to a urinal,

And left there to fester and rot,

Drink it down, down, down . . .

"HIS ONE-SKIN"

His one skin hangs down to his two skin,

His two skin hangs down to his three,

His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,

His foreskin hangs down to his knee.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

OPTIONAL VERSES:

Roll back, roll back,

Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.

Roll back, roll back,

Please roll back his foreskin for him.

"HE'S THE MEANEST"

He's the meanest,

He sucks the horse's penis,

He's the meanest,

He's a horse's ass.

All he does is pound it,

Ever since he found it,

He's the meanest,

He's a horse's ass.

So drink it down, down, down . . .

"SOLDIER SONG"

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,

To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,

For cunt, for cunt, for country and for queen,

Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,

A soldier I will be.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

"MEET THE HASHERS"

Hashers, meet the hashers,

They're the biggest drunks in history,

From the, town of St. Louis (or your favorite town),

They're the leaders in debauchery.

Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,

Watch them as they down a lot of beers,

Down, down, down, down, down, down,

Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,

Down, down, down, down, down, down,

Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.

"TWENTY-TOES"

There is a song called "Twenty-Toes",

It's played all over town,

The women play with ten toes up,

The men with ten toes...

Down, down, down, down, down, down,

Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,

Down, down, down, down, down, down,

Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.

Looking for more Hash Classics? Check out the "STLH3 Hash Hymnal" created by the legendary St. Louis H3 hasher, Soar Balls. (Warning: May not be suitable for half-minds under the age of 18)